We set a record here today in Oregon, the temperature reached 99 degrees. It made our morning walk a bit warmer than usual.
When we got home I hopped in the shower to rinse off the sweat and then started nursing Bear. A few minutes later Bubba walked in the room. He had in his hands a tub a vaseline and a thermometer. The tip of the thermometer was lathered in vaseline. Bubba tried pulling his shorts and diaper off while holding the thermometer and saying, "Up butt."
I can't tell you how hard I started laughing. Bubba was warm and wanted his temperature taken. We have only ever taken his temperature rectally a few times (that is what our pediatrician prefers when they get a high fever for a more accurate read).
I called Andy at work to tell him what Bubba did and he too started laughing. This is a Bubba story that we don't want to forget.